UPDATE: I've got your teaser trailer right here. You're welcome!
The rumors are true. In a galaxy very nearby, during this holiday weekend, we will be able to see the 88-second teaser trailer debut for Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Beginning Friday morning, November 28, the following theaters will be playing the teaser through Sunday. (The teaser is expected to be released world-wide sometime in December.) Bay Area take note: we can catch the teaser at Oakridge & the Metreon.
Phoenix, Arizona: Harkins Tempe Marketplace
Los Angeles, California: AMC Century City
Los Angeles, California: El Capitan
Irvine, California: Regal Spectrum Irvine 21
San Francisco, California: AMC Metreon 16
San Jose, Caifornia: Cinemark Oakridge 20
San Diego, California: Regal Mira Mesa 18
Toronto, Canada: CPX Younge & Dundas
Vancouver, Canada: CPX Riverport
Denver, Colorado: AMC Westminster 24
Washington, D.C.: AMC Tysons Corner 16
Miami, Florida: Carmike Parisian 20
Atlanta, Georgia: Regal Atlantic Station
Chicago, Illinois: Regal City North
Boston, Massachusetts: AMC Boston Commons 19
Detroit, Michigan: Cinemark Showcase 20
Minneapolis, Minnesota: AMC Southdale
Kansas City, Missouri: AMC Studio 30
New York, New York: AMC Lincoln Square 12
New York, New York: Regal Union Square
Cleveland, Ohio: Cinemark 24
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Regal Warrington 22
Nashville, Tennessee: Carmike Thoroughbred 20
Knoxville, Tennessee: Regal Pinnacle
Dallas, Texas: Cinemark Plano 20
Houston, Texas: Regal Marq*E Stadium 23
Austin, Texas: Alamo South Lamar
Salt Lake City, Utah: Cinemark 24 WJ
Seattle, Washington: Regal Thornton Place 14
Milwaukee, Wisconsin: Marcus Brookfield 16
I will definitely be popping into the theater this weekend in hopes of catching a glimpse of Han Solo or Yoda. If you see a car with a Millennium Falcon sunshade in the parking lot, you've found me.
May the Force be with you.