Saturday Short: Matt Bomer & American Horror Story Win my Week in Entertainment

I am the biggest Star Wars fan I know in the purest, dorkiest most 1970s sense of fandom. So you would think after standing in line for over an hour to watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens I would tell you that the highlight of my week, in terms of entertainment, was watching the most anticipated film of the decade. Sadly, no. But that's only because American Horror Story: Hotel lit up the sleepy, creepy Hotel Cortez this week with an Indiana Jones-esque sword/gun fight and dropped quite a few fresh surprises in this week's episode, "She Gets Revenge".

First they ridiculed Instagram cat people:

Then they let Matt Bomber show off his Magic Mike skills as he celebrated murdering Dandy - aka Valentino. Like anyone else who thinks they are drinking alone in their room, he danced along to "Hotline Bling" while smoking a cigarette. Why did you have to ruin it Lady Gaga, why?

But wait...it gets BETTER! In the biggest entertainment surprise of the week, Liz & Iris won December when they went all Thelma & Louise on those bitches:

Spoiler Alert: AHS wins this week because they did a lot more than blow up yet another Death Star. It's kind of amazing that a 1 hour television program packed in more surprises in one episode than the biggest movie of the year. I could predict every next scene in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but I didn't see this hilarious yet interesting cliffhanger coming. Nice work, AHS!